Well...

(Sarah said "cool" and "dude" uncountable numbers of times today.  At least she made an attempt not to.) Anyways, I am going to write 1000 words about http://web.archive.org/web/20080213082423/http://www.marginalia.org/dfw_kenyon_commencement.html over a span of two days, so you can expect the 1000 words to be up tomorrow.